Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Warning signs

Here's another embarrassing story that I wouldn't admit to if you were to meet me in person. I was online checking out my cell phone bill. I just got a new 'free phone' and my bill seemed a little high, so I was just doing some investigating. I was looking at the phone calls for my husbands line and I notice this phone number. The number appears over and over again on the bill for the month. I can't place it, although it looks vaguely familiar. I started to get a little concerned about it because it just showed up so damn much on the bill. I trust my husband, and the poor guy doesn't have time to breathe let alone make phone calls to a floozy, but ya know how your mind kind of plays tricks on you? I think in my mind it's April fools day every day. I think I literally said out loud to myself while on the computer, 'whose number is this, dammit?'. So I Google it, like any self respecting paranoid crazy woman would do. Wouldn't you know it, the number was familiar because it was OUR phone number. I embarrassed myself in front of myself. It's definitely time for me to get a job outside the house.

I also know I have some unfinished bizness to take care of, there is a tag and a tag/award that I am going to get to, I've been real busy being insane....

5 comments:

Rae said...

Seriously, I am dieing laughing over here! You need a break for reals!!

~Momster said...

It's the BHB wearin' on ya...I am sure of it!

Cyndi said...

Don't feel bad...we've been living here for over a year and I still can't memorize the home phone number...I've got some kind of mental block with it. I just give people my cell # so they don't think I'm a dumb-ass. It would have been REALLY funny if you confronted your hubby with the home phone number.

Brianna said...

OMG that is so funny! I agree with Momster. Blame the BHB!

FarmGirl said...

Too funny!! Great story! Crackin' me up!