Thursday, August 7, 2008

I'm bringing crazy back...

Dreams are really crazy. Since I stopped taking my sleep aids (overt the counter since the ambien ran out) my dreams have been particularly insane. I can't even believe I am writing about this. I don't think I would even admit I had this dream in real life. Although I think that while this dream was bizarre, it did send me a message that I needed to get.

OK, so my dream was about Justin Timberlake. He is not someone I particularly find 'hot' and I am not really into his music. I don't hate him or anything, he just doesn't 'do it' for me, well at least for my conscious mind. My unconscious mind I have no control over.

In my dream, I somehow met JT (as he will be known from this point on). Don't ask me how. I don't know where my husband and child were during this time period, they existed though because they were conspicuous in their absence. So I met JT and ugh, I can't even believe I am typing this... We met and we 'connected' and we became 'friends'. Nothing dirty happened, and that was my dream decision. For some reason, JT liked me. I was totally myself in the dream. 42 years of age, borderline frump, at least 50 lbs overweight, in need of some highlights and a trim ... you get it? In spite of that JT liked me, he really liked me. We hung out. Perhaps he was in need of a mother figure, but it's way too trippy to try and analyze his motives for being in my dream. I remember being on his tour bus and deciding that I couldn't leave the fabulous life I already had to go and join JT and his merry hipsters on his way cool tour bus. I remember thinking (do we think in our dreams?) that I would miss my child (duh) and my husband. I felt guilty for being there (and for even having this stupid dream) and while I enjoyed the whole situation, I felt like I belonged in my old boring life. It really is a wonderful life... and everytime you hear 'bringing sexy back' an angel gets his wings.....So I broke poor JT's smarmy little heart. I think he'll survive.There was also a paparazzi situation but I won't even get into that.

OK, now that I have completely embarrassed myself, I am throwing out this question to my readers: Have you had questionable dreams about someone that in your waking hours kind of repulses you? Or am I alone on this one? I won't even begin to tell you about the eminem dreams I have had (more than once,lol).

OK, this post might get deleted at any time due to my mortification.

15 comments:

~Momster said...

I love your title!!! It made me giggle out loud when I saw it.

I have crazy dreams all the time. Often, they resemble yours here...at least in some way. Though when I dream about someone famous, it's usually someone I'm attracted to...I think.

Kristin said...

This post seriously made me LOL and I don't do that much. Too funny. I do have crazy weird dreams about being with other men. So weird. I love my husband to death and am not sure where that craziness come from. We can be crazy together! :o)

Rae said...

Hahhaha, someone has a underlying adoration of JT.

I miss ambien.

kristi said...

I always have dreams about having sex with young guys. I don't know why!

MamaMia said...

Funny dream! I am pg and have many scary dreams like yours! My last one was about David Cook, from AI, I could be his mother!

Queen of the Binge said...

LOL! You could have done a lot worse than JT! I once had a dream where I "connected" with Rob Schneider. Yikes!

Drama Mama said...

I'm with Kristi - I dream about 25 year old college guys!

Who knew I was a cougar?

I dreamed the other day that I watched my husband get his arm chewed off by an alligator...as I tried on shoes and did nothing.

Paging Dr. Freud...

Anonymous said...

Many years ago I got a government job where I was the only woman among many men. I think I had a sex dream about every single guy there, from my bosses to the janitor, although in real life I was attracted to none of them. Kinda made it awkward when I would see them the next morning though.

Cyndi said...

That's too funny...I thought JT was "cute" back when he first started with N Sync (when he had the bleach blonde spikey hair and his nostrils weren't so flared!) Yes, I was the only Manager in our corporate office that knew who he was (I also had a thing for the blonde in the Back Street Boys at the time...his name escapes me now)! lol Anway, I've always had the hots for younger men...none of this "Sean Connery is hot" BS...I'll take a young/cute/hot boy-bander any time! (Please don't call the cops!)

Trace said...

I totally had a dream once about Dennis Rodman (ew, ew, ew...) I didn't even want to try and analyze it. Had I some brain bleach, I would have obliterated the memory.

FWIW, I think JT is hawt. Dennis R., yeah, notsomuch.

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Sunangel said...

I had the worst time one morning. It felt like my alarm woke me up from this dream that I was "with" my supervisor at work while I was at work. Then I immediately had to go to work with him. All day, I felt uncomfortable because I felt like everyone knew what had happened. Extremely realistic.

Have you tried Benadryl to sleep?

~Momster said...

Tag! You're IT! See my UN-spectacular blog post. :)

Where ya been? Here's hoping all is well. :)

Rae said...

you need to bring bloggin back babe!

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